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cooking is a rewarding activity and a good skill
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me showing up at heaven ready to ask god what the fuck all of that was
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holy shit i’m fucking tired
NOT AS TIRED AS OUR TROOPS!
hey can you shut the fuck up i’m tryna nap
Nap? Wait until you’re a parent, then you’ll REALLY want to nap!
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People need to STOP looking at me
Mood since I was 12 years old
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hey did u guys know theres a type of bird that catches worms by farting on them to scare them out of their hiding place
What
here he is
My new favorite bird
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no offense but like…. more saving…… more doing…… that’s the power of home depot
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me and my best friend practicing our puppet routine for the school talent show
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